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Everywhere I go I see people struggling with their weight

Even me, I used to be a “skinny minny” when I was younger.  In fact, when I was about 20 years old, my doctor told me that I was too skinny and needed to gain weight.  I asked him HOW to gain weight?  He told me to watch fat people eat, and eat what they were eating.

So, I watched the “fat people” eat.  What did I see?  Ice cream and twinkies!

So, I obediently started eating ice cream and Twinkies every day.  Well, it took about 20 years, but it eventually worked, I gained weight!  I guess I just had one of those fast metabolisms that burn off the calories really quickly.  But now that I’ve gotten older, my metabolism has slowed down, and the weight is settling in.

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